Dear prabhu's please accept my humble obeisances. All glories to Srila Prabhupada.

Welcome to Volume 13 of our newsletter KICK ON HIS FACE. It's goal is to make counter propaganda against all kinds of bogus personalities and their philosophies. By making counter propaganda people are protected from being misled. If we remain silent, that means we are accepting bogus philosophy.

Your servant Sanat dasa






Dear WindleTurley,

Last night i had an amazing dream-vision,in which the [pseudo] Krishna Ruru-coolie Court case was in session:
Suddenly,just as chief Government Demon Witness, E. Burke Cock-Roachford was giving his 'I'm better,greater and more intelligent than God's Representative,Srila Prabhupada-testimoney,The Goddess Kali [Material Energy Personified,who acts as the Shadow of the Supreme Lord Krishna] suddenly sprang out from
a Kali-Deity that John Tiernan snuck into Court [Tiernan had kept the sacred Deity hidden in the same bag he'd used on May 13,1987 for the head of Jayatiernan,the Prabhupada-offender he had decapitated in England because the latter had feigned ignorance while his godbros poisoned & tortured their Master {Prabhupada}  unto death in 1977]   and with her ten arms and with help from her demon & witch associates, grabbed the offenders-in that Courtroom- of Krishna's Pure Devotee Representative [His Divine Grace Abhaya Caranaravinda Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada Maharaja], by the heads and started a true-blue 'Krishna-Festival'.JAYA!!
With Her tridents,lances,swords and maces,The Merciless Goddess became a Krishna-ized slice and dice amatic. The demon and raksasa heads were mystically flying in all ten directions,and Pure Devotees from all
corners of the universe immediately began arriving in their different conveyances to watch and enjoy the festivites! To the blissful cheering of the audience,Goddess Kali cut the cockroach ruru heads of the mis-leaders of ISGONE {International Society for Godless Ostriches Nearing Exstinkshun},beginning with Rabidra Svarurupe,Tamalt Krisha Goruru,Jaya Add Weight Aswami,A Satsvarurupa, Puranjana das (PUD the Prabhupada blasphemer),and Nirmal Jaggededge Hickey,along with ALL media and Government personell who had worked with the ISGONE  demons to smear the Spotless Name and Fame and Character of Krishna Saint Prabhupada. As E. Burke Cock-Roachford--and the U.S. Nation--watched in horror,all the rurucoolies and their demonic parents who conspired with Rogueford to bring defamtion to Srila Prabhupada,were fully dismembered (especially as the Goddess remembered that these demons had been offenders of Saints in their  past lives,and were still unrepentant rogues of the lowest  order)
Goddess Kali and Her Associates were now dancing in a circle,tossing the heads of the Offenders  [at Prabhupada's Feet]  back and forth,to and fro,as though they were playing a mirthful ball game;and simultaneously they were drinking the demons' hot blood as if it were an intoxicant. As they danced they also sang:

"The Sanatanic Verses reveal  PURE Speech Reverses,if you don't watch what you say {and Who's LISTENING},you'll experience material reverses (&  visit Put Universes.)

You may think this a warning,you may assume  you're immune,to the shaft of the Kali's Sword Point since we got it FINE TUNED; BUT THOSE WHO KNOW BETTER shouldn't filter this out,'cause now look at
these Demons, what can now their heads shout? ;The Sanatanic Verses imply PURE Speech Reverses,to root out SriGuru-killers and unPUTrify Universes ..."

Just after clearing out ALL  (but a select few)  of  the offenders in the court room --and sparing the few souls who were sympathetic to God's Perfect,Pure and Infallible Representatie,Srila  Prabhupada--Goddess
Kali and Her loyal aides  abandoned their Arena of Sacrifice (the Courtroom),and went on Ram-page throughout the world. Everyone sympathetic to Religion Personified  (ie.  Prabhupada Deva, the
Spiritual Master of the Demigods) immediately  became overpowered by Godly feelings,and increased faith in God upon seeing these scorpions and snakes reap their NATURAL reward in such a unIque and COLORFULway... whereas those even remotely allied with the sentiments of the God-killing Asuras,were dealt  with in the same harsh [ie.ECSTATIC] manner by Krishna Sakti Mata Kalisvara ,ie. decapitation --and the scene resembled somewhat the end of the Age of Kali,when Kalki Avatara descends to 'liberate' the miscreants still hovering on this planet disturbing the Demigods...And those punished the most severely? Yes,those who remained 'NEUTRAL"....
[As the dream continued unfolding]: Goddess Kali  and Her friends took some of the worst offenders-still alive,but slightly shook up-to the White House for a 'Buddy Burger' Feast. There, Mr. Rogueford and his
accomplises-as above-mentioned-were put thru the Kali meat grinder,and served fresh to the First Dog, (no,NOT Hillaryious Clinton-Bill)  Buddy.  This sight was enuf to inspire the Clinton's to repent for their
Sins-of-State [esp. abortion,animal slaughter and sanctioning false worship and insults to the bona fide Saints] ,and to declare Prabhupada the Worshipful Deity of the Age installing His Perfect Books of Spiritual Revelation [as the Spiritual Lawbooks for Mankind for 10,000 years] in the New White House Temple of Bhaktivedanta
Understanding...(which timely act netted the Clinton's yet another term in office-this time,to do it right...)
Suddenly,Prabhupada appeared on every (survivor's) TV set,and there was joyous Prabhupad-Caitanya-Krishna Kirtana spread throughout the three worlds,and Goddess Kali performed an Arotrika Ceremony in Prabhupada's Honor in each Devotee's home,revealing perfectly the proper etiquette to be forever displayed in the presence of The Supreme Lord's Spotless Representative (Srila Prabhupada Deva.}

At this point i woke from my slumber and thought:

WOW,WHAT a dream,i've never had before something so prophetic and Spiritually Palpable!!

I looked up from my bed,and at once saw the 4X4 foot collage of Goddess Kali (I 'created') with bogus guru heads spinning in space. {The title to this 1994 creation is THE FASCISTIC FATALISM OF 'ISKCON'S FASTIDIOUS FATHEADS or "RURUS PERDITION FOR THEIR ISKCON SEDITION?'}   Then my eyes fell upon the Sublime 5th Canto Bhagavata Purana 'sitting' by Her feet. Still dumbstruck by the shocking dream-and wondering if i myself would be chastised the way the SEVERE OFFENDERS were-i cautiously opened Prabhupada's BRILLIANT BOOK OF REVELATION,The Srimad Bhagavatam,to see what Providential Message might be awaiting my stunned and reeling mind. And this is what greeted me:
Canto 5,Chapter 9 Text 14-20 PURPORTS by Krishna Saktyavesa Avatara of Mercy,Srila Prabhupada Deva
TEXT 14 TRANSLATION: The followers and servants of the dacoit chief considered Jada Bharata to possess qualities quite suitable for a man-animal, and they decided that he was a perfect choice for sacrifice. Their faces bright with happiness, they bound him with ropes and brought him to the temple of the goddess Kali.
PURPORT: In some parts of India, animalistic men are still sacrificed before the goddess Kali. However, such a sacrifice is only performed by sudras and dacoits. Their business is to plunder the wealthy, and to become successful they offer an animalistic man before the goddess Kali. It should be noted that they never sacrifice an intelligent man before the goddess. In the body of a brahmana, Bharata Maharaja appeared deaf and dumb, yet he was the most intelligent man in the world. Nonetheless, being completely surrendered unto the Supreme Personality of Godhead, he remained in that condition and did not protest being brought before the deity for slaughter. As we have learned from the previous verses, he was very strong and could have very easily avoided being bound with ropes, but he did not do anything. He simply depended on the Supreme Personality of Godhead for his protection. Srila Bhaktivinoda Thakura describes surrender unto the Supreme Lord in this way:
                marabi rakhabi----yo iccha tohara
                  nitya-dasa-prati tuya adhikara
   "My Lord, I am now surrendered unto You. I am Your eternal servant, and if You like You can kill me, or, if You like, You can protect me. In any case, I am fully surrendered unto You."
TEXT 15 TRANSLATION: After this, all the thieves, according to their imaginative ritual for killing animalistic men, bathed Jada Bharata, dressed him in new clothes, decorated him with ornaments befitting an animal, smeared his body with scented oils and decorated him with tilaka, sandalwood pulp and garlands. They fed him sumptuously and then brought him before the goddess Kali, offering her incense, lamps, garlands, parched grain, newly grown twigs, sprouts, fruits and flowers. In this way they worshiped the deity before killing the man-animal, and they vibrated songs and prayers and played drums and bugles. Jada Bharata was then made to sit down before the deity.
PURPORT: In this verse the word sva-vidhina (according to their own ritualistic principles) is very significant. According to the Vedic sastras, everything must be done according to regulative principles, but here it is stated that the thieves and rogues devised their own process for killing an animalistic man. The tamasic sastras give instructions for the sacrifice of an animal like a goat or buffalo before the goddess Kali, but there is no mention of killing a man, however dull he may be. This process was manufactured by the dacoits themselves; therefore the word sva-vidhina is used. Even at this time there are many sacrifices being conducted without reference to the Vedic scriptures. For instance, in Calcutta recently a slaughterhouse was being advertised as a temple of the goddess Kali. Meat-eaters foolishly purchase meat from such shops, thinking it different from ordinary meat and taking it to be the prasada of goddess Kali. The sacrifice of a goat or a similar animal before the goddess Kali is mentioned in sastras just to keep people from eating slaughterhouse meat and becoming responsible for the killing of animals. The conditioned soul has a natural tendency toward sex and meat-eating; consequently the sastras grant them some concessions. Actually the sastras aim at putting an end to these abominable activities, but they impart some regulative principles so that gradually meat-eaters and sex hunters will be rectified.
TEXT 16 TRANSLATION: At this time, one of the thieves, acting as the chief priest, was ready to offer the blood of Jada Bharata, whom they imagined to be an animal-man, to the goddess Kali to drink as a liquor. He therefore took up a very fearsome sword, which was very sharp and, consecrating it by the mantra of Bhadra Kali, raised it to kill Jada Bharata.
TEXT 17 TRANSLATION: All the rogues and thieves who had made arrangements for the worship of goddess Kali were low minded and bound to the modes of passion and ignorance. They were overpowered by the desire to become very rich; therefore they had the audacity to disobey the injunctions of the Vedas, so much so that they were prepared to kill Jada Bharata, a self-realized soul born in a brahmana family. Due to their envy, these dacoits brought him before the goddess Kali for sacrifice. Such people are always addicted to envious activities, and therefore they dared to try to kill Jada Bharata. Jada Bharata was the best friend of all living entities. He was no one's enemy, and he was always absorbed in meditation on the Supreme Personality of Godhead. He was born of a good brahmana father, and killing him was forbidden, even though he might have been an enemy or aggressive person. In any case, there was no reason to kill Jada Bharata, and the goddess Kali could not bear this. She could immediately understand that these sinful dacoits were about to kill a great devotee of the Lord. Suddenly the deity's body burst asunder, and the goddess Kali personally emerged from it in a body burning with an intense and intolerable effulgence.
PURPORT: According to the Vedic injunctions, only an aggressor can be killed. If a person comes with an intent to kill, one can immediately take action and kill in self-defense. It is also stated that one can be killed if he comes to set fire to the home or to pollute or kidnap one's wife. Lord Ramacandra killed the entire family of Ravana because Ravana kidnapped His wife, Sitadevi. However, killing is not sanctioned in the sastras for other purposes. The killing of animals in sacrifice to the demigods, who are expansions of the Supreme Personality of Godhead, is sanctioned for those who eat meat. This is a kind of restriction for meat-eating. In other words, the slaughter of animals is also restricted by certain rules and regulations in the Vedas. Considering these points, there was no reason to kill Jada Bharata, who was born in a respectable, highly exalted brahmana family. He was a God-realized soul and a well-wisher to all living entities. The Vedas did not at all sanction the killing of Jada Bharata by rogues and thieves. Consequently the goddess Bhadra Kali emerged from the deity to give protection to the Lord's devotee. Srila Visvanatha Cakravarti Thakura explains that due to the Brahman effulgence of such a devotee as Jada Bharata, the deity was fractured. Only thieves and rogues in the modes of passion and ignorance and maddened by material opulence offer a man in sacrifice before the goddess Kali. This is not sanctioned by the Vedic instructions. Presently there are many hundreds and thousands of slaughterhouses throughout the world that are maintained by a puffed-up population mad for material opulence. Such activities are never supported by the Bhagavata school.
TEXT 18 TRANSLATION: Intolerant of the offenses committed, the infuriated goddess Kali flashed her eyes and displayed her fierce, curved teeth. Her reddish eyes glowed, and she displayed her fearsome features. She assumed a frightening body, as if she were prepared to destroy the entire creation. Leaping violently from the altar, she immediately decapitated all the rogues and thieves with the very sword with which they had intended to kill Jada Bharata. She then began to drink the hot blood that flowed from the necks of the beheaded rogues and thieves, as if this blood were liquor. Indeed, she drank this intoxicant with her associates, who were witches and female demons. Becoming intoxicated with this blood, they all began to sing very loudly and dance as though prepared to annihilate the entire universe. At the same time, they began to play with the heads of the rogues and thieves, tossing them about as if they were balls.
PURPORT: It is evident from this verse that the devotees of goddess Kali are not at all favored by her. It is goddess Kali's work to kill and punish the demons. Goddess Kali (Durga) engages in decapitating many demons, dacoits and other unwanted elements in society. Neglecting Krsna consciousness, foolish people try to satisfy the goddess by offering her many abominable things, but ultimately when there is a little discrepancy in this worship, the goddess punishes the worshiper by taking his life. Demoniac people worship goddess Kali to obtain some material benefit, but they are not excused of the sins performed in the name of worship. To sacrifice a man or animal before the deity is specifically forbidden.
TEXT 19 TRANSLATION When an envious person commits an offense before a great personality, he is always punished in the way mentioned above.[decapitation]
TEXT 19 TRANSLATION When an envious person commits an offense before a great personality, he is always punished in the way mentioned above.[decapitation]
TEXT 19 TRANSLATION When an envious person commits an offense before a great personality, he is always punished in the way mentioned above.[decapitation]
TEXT 20 TRANSLATION: Sukadeva Gosvami then said to Maharaja Pariksit: O Visnudatta, those who already know that the soul is separate from the body, who are liberated from the invincible knot in the heart, who are always engaged in welfare activities for all living entities and who never contemplate harming anyone are always protected by the Supreme Personality of Godhead, who carries His disc [the Sudarsana cakra] and acts as supreme time to kill the demons and protect His devotees. The devotees always take shelter at the lotus feet of the Lord. Therefore at all times, even if threatened by decapitation, they remain unagitated. For them, this is not at all wonderful.
PURPORT: These are some of the great qualities of a pure devotee of the Supreme Personality of Godhead. First, a devotee is firmly convinced of his spiritual identity. He never identifies with the body; he is firmly convinced that the spirit soul is different from the body. Consequently he fears nothing. Even though his life may be threatened, he is not at all afraid. He does not even treat an enemy like an enemy. Such are the qualifications of devotees. Devotees are always fully dependent on the Supreme Personality of Godhead, and the Lord is always eager to give them all protection in all circumstances.

Thus end the Bhaktivedanta purports of the Fifth Canto, Ninth Chapter, of the Srimad-Bhagavatam, entitled "The Supreme Character of Jada Bharata."